5 DAYS TO MAKE YOU SLEEP LIKE A BOSS FOR LIFE

2020

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 The Sleep Retreat is a 5-day immersive experience where 6 high achievers will achieve their ultimate dream: to sleep through the goddamn night, every bloody night.

If your brain is screaming “I can’t take time off,” tell it that the results of this retreat is like an advance deposit for future work.
When you’re regularly well-rested, your productive hours will be forever supercharged. And you won’t have to take sick days. Hear that, brain?

And, though you’ll be awake for the experience, you won’t have to do a thing.

Plan to switch off your brain and enjoy full concierge service. We arrange everything: your travel, your meals, and, of course, your (luxurious) sleep accommodations. #likeaboss

 

THE SLEEP BOSS

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Meet your sleep godsend

 

 I’m Christine Hansen, AKA The Sleep Boss.  

And I help high-achievers like you (the CEO’s, top performing entrepreneurs and athletes of this world) sleep a minimum of 7 hours straight within weeks (or, in your case, days).

My work has appeared on multiple Tv channels and in media outlets such as, Forbes, Business Insider, National Geographic, The Guardian, the Independent and many, many more.

Business media loves to showcase me, because if you don’t sleep, you’re out of business.

Just ask Elon Musk, who bragged that he never slept. Until . . . well, the public meltdown wasn’t pretty.

 

(Elon, if you’re reading this, there’s one space for you at the retreat. You’re welcome.)

 
 

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WHAT TO EXPECT

BEFORE THE RETREAT

No stress

No planning

No leaving the house for lab tests (they’re picked up from your house and shipped by courier)

 

DURING THE RETREAT

No hippy-dippy BS

No holding hands or kumbaya

No wasted time

No bored, compulsive scrolling on your phone

No work (shh, it’ll be ok, you’ll thank me later)

 

AFTER THE RETREAT


No Ambien

No sleepy teas

No 10 different bottles of melatonin

No tossing

No turning

No getting up to eat cereal and check email

No morning fog

No sloppy “reply all” mistakes *oops*

No faking that you remember your junior PA’s name

No lashing out at coworkers and loved ones :-(

No “we’ll have sex next Valentine’s Day” (Yes morning sex, you’re back on the table)

NO running at 70% brain power. We’ll pimp that puppy back up to 100. 

 
 

NOT THE USUAL

Not a conference  

No over-air-conditioned ballrooms outfitted with long tables and cheap notebooks *eyeroll*. No handing out sad business cards or listening to desperate sales pitches. This is about YOU.

Not anyone else’s business

We don’t like anyone up in our bee’s wax, either. You can expect complete discretion.

Not another army-issue yoga retreat

In fact, we’re not even doing yoga. We’re doing qi gong, which is basically quantum physics for your body.  

Not a bunch of guesswork

We’re not stabbing in the dark, or using “intuition” to solve your sleep issues. This is science. Lab tests, bespoke, proven protocols . . . things that actually work.

Not necessarily just you

You can bring a spouse, partner, whatever you call your significant other (we don’t judge). An extra fee will apply.

 

 BOSS-LIKE SLEEPERS

Testimonials 

 THE CURATORS