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Meet your sleep godsend

 I’m Christine Hansen, AKA The Sleep Boss.  

And I help high-achievers like you (the CEO’s, top performing entrepreneurs and athletes of this world) sleep a minimum of 7 hours straight within weeks (or, in your case, days).

My work has appeared on multiple Tv channels and in media outlets such as, Forbes, Business Insider, National Geographic, The Guardian, the Independent and many, many more.

Business media loves to showcase me, because if you don’t sleep, you’re out of business.

Just ask Elon Musk, who bragged that he never slept. Until . . . well, the public meltdown wasn’t pretty.

(Elon, if you’re reading this, there’s one space for you at the retreat. You’re welcome.)

 

AS FEATURED IN

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+ BEFORE THE RETREAT

+ DURING THE RETREAT

+ AFTER THE RETREAT

 
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BEFORE:

  • No stress

  • No planning

  • No leaving the house for lab tests (they’re picked up from your house and shipped by courier)

 
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DURING:

  • No hippy-dippy BS

  • No holding hands or kumbaya

  • No wasted time

  • No bored, compulsive scrolling on your phone

  • No work (shh, it’ll be ok, you’ll thank me later)

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AFTER

  • No Ambien

  • No sleepy teas

  • No 10 different bottles of melatonins

  • No tossing

  • No turning

  • No getting up to eat cereal and check email

  • No morning fog

  • No sloppy “reply all” mistakes *oops*

  • No faking that you remember your junior PA’s name

  • No lashing out at coworkers and loved ones :-(

  • No “we’ll have sex next Valentine’s Day” (Yes morning sex, you’re back on the table)

  • NO running at 70% brain power. We’ll pimp that puppy back up to 100.