The Sleep Retreat is a 5-day immersive experience where 6 high achievers will achieve their ultimate dream: to sleep through the goddamn night, every bloody night.
If your brain is screaming “I can’t take time off,” tell it that the results of this retreat is like an advance deposit for future work.
When you’re regularly well-rested, your productive hours will be forever supercharged. And you won’t have to take sick days. Hear that, brain?
And, though you’ll be awake for the experience, you won’t have to do a thing.
Plan to switch off your brain and enjoy full concierge service. We arrange everything: your travel, your meals, and, of course, your (luxurious) sleep accommodations. #likeaboss
THE SLEEP BOSS
Meet your sleep godsend
I’m Christine Hansen, AKA The Sleep Boss.
And I help high-achievers like you (the CEO’s, top performing entrepreneurs and athletes of this world) sleep a minimum of 7 hours straight within weeks (or, in your case, days).
My work has appeared on multiple Tv channels and in media outlets such as, Forbes, Business Insider, National Geographic, The Guardian, the Independent and many, many more.
Business media loves to showcase me, because if you don’t sleep, you’re out of business.
Just ask Elon Musk, who bragged that he never slept. Until . . . well, the public meltdown wasn’t pretty.
(Elon, if you’re reading this, there’s one space for you at the retreat. You’re welcome.)
AS FEATURED IN
WHAT TO EXPECT
BEFORE THE RETREAT
No leaving the house for lab tests (they’re picked up from your house and shipped by courier)
DURING THE RETREAT
No hippy-dippy BS
No holding hands or kumbaya
No wasted time
No bored, compulsive scrolling on your phone
No work (shh, it’ll be ok, you’ll thank me later)
AFTER THE RETREAT
No sleepy teas
No 10 different bottles of melatonin
No getting up to eat cereal and check email
No morning fog
No sloppy “reply all” mistakes *oops*
No faking that you remember your junior PA’s name
No lashing out at coworkers and loved ones :-(
No “we’ll have sex next Valentine’s Day” (Yes morning sex, you’re back on the table)
NO running at 70% brain power. We’ll pimp that puppy back up to 100.
NOT THE USUAL
Not a conference
No over-air-conditioned ballrooms outfitted with long tables and cheap notebooks *eyeroll*. No handing out sad business cards or listening to desperate sales pitches. This is about YOU.
Not anyone else’s business
We don’t like anyone up in our bee’s wax, either. You can expect complete discretion.
Not another army-issue yoga retreat
In fact, we’re not even doing yoga. We’re doing qi gong, which is basically quantum physics for your body.
Not a bunch of guesswork
We’re not stabbing in the dark, or using “intuition” to solve your sleep issues. This is science. Lab tests, bespoke, proven protocols . . . things that actually work.
Not necessarily just you
You can bring a spouse, partner, whatever you call your significant other (we don’t judge). An extra fee will apply.